Vegas Strip Clubs Aren’t Really Open. I know…I know…the guy on the street said Sapphire is Open and the Hustler sign says they are open and everyone is saying Spearmint Rhino is open at 9 PM Thursday-Saturday and technically, that is true. But in reality, Vegas Strip Clubs Are Not Really Open.
You Expect This
HOW CAN I SAY THAT OPEN STRIP CLUBS AREN’T REALLY OPEN?
When you think of a Vegas strip club, what do you think of? You think of dances and dancers topless on stage and breasts everywhere and money flying around and a high energy party vibe 24 hours a day. You think of wild up close and personal contact in the VIP Room…but none of this is happening in Vegas Strip Clubs Currently.
Well, due to the Nevada Governor’s orders…
- THERE ARE NO floor dances…NONE ANYWHERE
- IN THE VIP YOU ARE GET THE SAME LEVEL OF DANCE THAT YOU USED TO EXPECT IN YOUR CHAIR ON THE FLOOR
- CLUBS ARE LIMITED TO 50% CAPACITY SO NO PARTY VIBE…It’s actually more like a really slow lounge in some podunk town.
You Get This Socially Distanced Crap
VEGAS STRIP CLUBS AREN’T REALLY OPEN
Most aren’t aware that Vegas strip clubs are licensed and operate both as bars and strip clubs. With the current Covid restrictions, Vegas Strip Clubs are opened as bars with Go-Go dancers, but not legally allowed to open as strip clubs. So, the fact is even though the clubs may be physically open as bars, Las Vegas Strip Clubs Aren’t Really Open.
YOU CAN STILL HAVE REAL STRIP CLUB ENTERTAINMENT IN YOUR ROOM BY CALLING VEGAS PRIVATE STRIPPERS!
Please Note: I am not criticizing the Clubs…they are doing what they can and should do to create business and generate some revenue. I am criticizing our stupid Covid restrictions that haven’t helped at all. And most importantly, I am providing you with accurate information so that you know what to expect before you go pay $18 for a beer and don’t see any nipples and can’t get a lap dance or touch a stripper in VIP!