GO TO SPEARMINT RHINO NOW
Doc’s Last Visit to Rhino, JULY 6, 2024
DOC’S DIAGNOSIS:
(*Explanation of Doc’s Diagnosis terms here)
THEY CHARGE YOU $50 JUST TO GET IN THE DOOR…NO DRINKS NO NOTHING. ALSO A SHORTAGE OF QUALITY TALENT.
NOW ONE OF THE 3 WORST STRIP CLUBS IN LAS VEGAS. They were “the spot” years ago, but today Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas is A WASTE OF TIME & MONEY!
Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas once had a well deserved reputation for the hottest dancers and the best strip club in Vegas. Rhino is no longer the best club in town. Currently, Rhino is a tourist trap and rip-off. These days the dancers are mostly 7’s & 8’s which is still hotter than other strip clubs around the country and the cover charge is up. Two years ago the club did a multi-million dollar expansion and remodel. It is certainly worth a visit. The club looks much larger fro the outside than it actually is because they renovation makes the parking garage appear to be part of the club. Rhino is still an amazing strip club; it just is no longer the best Vegas Strip Club.
- Full Salute Factor: 96%
- Dancer Score: 7-8 (No 10’s here anymore–but again, I’m picky)
- Lap Dance Rating: 8/10 (Very hands on)
- Pressure Factor: 8–TOO MUCH PRESSURE
- Minimum Age: 21
- Full Bar: Yes
- Food: Bar Food. Really good burgers and 24 hour breakfast
- Cover Charge:
- $75 if you take a taxi, drive yourself or walk up–Includes nothing
- $50 if you take Rhino’s House Limo–Includes a ride there only and 2 drinks
- $50 with Dr. Strip Club–Includes Round Trip Luxury Transportation and 2 drinks–Call 702-305-4051 to reserve. (CURRENTLY WE WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO RHINO)
- Lap Dance Cost: $20 Main Floor — VIP Room 3 Songs $100 + 2 drinks @ $20/Drink — Half-Hour $250 + 2 drinks — Hour $400 + 4 drinks — Private Booth 1-on-1 Hour $400 + $375 Bottle
- Dress Code: Casual
SPEARMINT RHINO IS STILL ONE OF THE NICEST STRIP CLUBS IN VEGAS
Back in the day Rhino was packed wall to wall with 10’s who would literally beg for your attention. A girl had to be Hollywood Actress hot with a slim body and huge breasts to even get an audition to work here. That’s no longer the case as most of the dancers these days are 7’s & 8’s. Rhino is still one of the best strip clubs in the world, but is no longer the best in Vegas. The club is still very beautiful inside and out, especially after their recent re-model/expansion. One good thing is that with fewer dancers and slightly less hot dancers, the hustle and pressure factor has gone down. So, you can enjoy Rhino without the high pressure hustle. Lap Dances are still relatively high contact.
Rhino still has over 100 dancers most nights and 200 plus on weekends. (NOT CURRENTLY)
THE STAGE
Rhino has one small, by Vegas standards main stage and two smaller stages. The dancers don’t do much on stage because the stages are small. This is mostly a lap dance place. The club does have a good party vibe and the staff and dancers are friendly. I recommend other clubs for your primary strip club outings. This is the place for lunch or a late night breakfast and after party.
HAPPY HOUR & LUNCH SPECIAL
Spearmint Rhino serves food 24 hours a day except Sundays. The cook is off on Sundays. There’s a good selection including a 24 hour breakfast. Steak and eggs is $10 and sandwiches and salads range from $6-$10 The current lunch special goes from 11 AM to 7 PM. It includes a burger or chicken club sandwich with fries and your choice of water, soda, or any Budweiser product for $5. You can upgrade to a steak sandwich for $7