Girl Collection–Review

OFFICIALLY THE WORST STRIP CLUB IN VEGAS…

NO…Just NO…Don’t Ask

Doc’s Last Visit to Girl Collection: JULY 6, 2024–MISERABLE EXPERIENCE AGAIN!

IF YOU ENJOYED GETTING BUTT RAPED IN PRISON, THIS IS THE PLACE FOR YOU!

The only reason this place stays open is because the owner is a billionaire.  They have no customers and cannot possibly be operating at a profit…its a tax write off for a celebrity, but it is not worth being called a strip club.

I’ve only ever been in one strip club anywhere in the world that is worse than Girl Collection.  That was a strip club in Thailand that featured only “lady boys”…I didn’t know until I was inside and I got out of there faster than a cat in a kennel full of German Shepherds.  Girl Collection doesn’t have “lady boys”, but it has virtually no strippers either.  Don’t waste your money on their ridiculously high priced cover charge.

THE CLUB STARTED WITH 2 “SOFT OPENINGS” BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS SO BAD.  IF YOU GO THERE, YOUR UNIT WILL PROBABLY STAY SOFT!

The dancers are good looking.  But there are so few dancers it doesn’t matter. The cocktail waitresses are even hotter. But the club is so ridiculously overpriced that you would think Floyd Mayweather is broke and needs to raise cash. If so many of you didn’t keep asking,  I wouldn’t list Girl Collection on my site and keep going to update my review.  This place doesn’t deserve to be called a Las Vegas Strip Club.  But I’ll keep checking it out and warning you to avoid this place and go to better clubs.

Twice as much to get in as any other strip club in Vegas.  Only 12 seats at the bar and if you want a table you have to pay almost double the price of bottle service anywhere else…and all this extra money out of your pocket for a very small number of girls–I will admit the girls are very hot…but this place over charges and under delivers–kinda like paying $3,000 to go watch a Mayweather fight and see mostly dancing and trash talking with very little hitting. Save your money and have a better time in a different strip club.

Floyd Mayweather’s strip club, Girl Collection, had a soft opening on Friday, May 5, 2017.  This was followed an “official soft opening” on Thursday May 11, 2017 and, the official grand opening May 26, 2017.  At first there were very few customers and only a few but very hot dancers. These multiple opens were to get attention because virtually no one was showing up and those who did show up often discovered there were no dancers.  On the Official Grand Opening Weekend, they had zero, zip nada no dancers working at 11:00 PM on a Saturday night.  And it is only slightly better now.

Here’s Doc’s Diagnosis followed by my review.

  • Full Salute Factor:  80%
  • Dancer Score:  9-10 (The Dancers are all 9’s & 10’s and Floyd claims he hand-picked each)
  • Lap Dance Rating:  3/10 (Like Mayweather fights; lots of dancing but very little contact)
  • Pressure Factor: 6–No Pressure because few customers and even fewer girls
  • Minimum Age: 21
  • Full Bar:  Yes
  • Food:  No
  • Cover Charge: PRICES SEEM TO CHANGE EVERY TIME FLOYD LOOKS IN THE MIRROR (These are the most recent that we have)

    • $75 if you take a taxi

    • $50 if you have an out-of-state ID and drive yourself or walk

    • $ 75 if you take the club’s transportation

    • $55 if you are a Vegas local and drive yourself

  • Lap Dance Cost:  $30 Main Floor — VIP Room 3 Songs $100 + 2 drinks @ $20/Drink — Half-Hour $500 includes a 350 ml bottle — Hour $700 includes 2 350 ml bottles of champagne
  • Dress Code:  Business Casual–You will not get in wearing a shirt without a collar.
  • HOURS: Thursday-Sunday 9:00 PM to 5:00 AM 

THE DANCERS & COCKTAIL WAITRESSES ARE BEAUTIFUL,

BUT…

This club is a boutique style club much smaller than the other strip clubs in town.  The club has 15 or so dancers during peak hours compared with hundreds at the other clubs.  This is because the club is physically smaller than other strip clubs in town.

15 hotties at Girl Collection doesn’t compare to the over 400 strippers at Sapphire (600 on fight weekends) or the 200+ at Hustler, or the 125 a block down the street at Treasures or 100+ at Spearmint Rhino or CH3 or even the over 60 at Sophias. This simply is not a good strip club…it is an overpriced tourist trap designed to take money from people who want to say they partied at Mayweather’s strip club.

ROLLS ROYCES

Floyd says he has ordered “a fleet” of Rolls Royces  for transporting celebrities to and from his club.

IT’S BEEN 4 YEARS AND THERE IS STILL NO FLEET OF ROLLS ROYCES…THERE ISN’T EVEN ONE. THAT WAS ALL HYPE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS AWFUL PLACE.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

Girl Collection is an awful strip club by Vegas standards. It isn’t worth the money they charge.  The Dancers are hot and hand-picked by strip club connoisseur Floyd Mayweather.  But the club is small by Vegas standards. Don’t waste your time.  

This is a tax write off for a rich man, but it isn’t a strip club.

Floyd Mayweather's Girl Collection

The second soft opening is called the “Official Soft Opening”