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New OWNERSHIP AND NOW CALLED THE LIBRARY

THE LIBRARY GENTLEMEN’S CLUB Las Vegas is NOT RECOMMENDED…NOTHING WORTH CHECKING OUT!

THE LIBRARY IS NOW ADVERTISING THAT THEY ARE FULLY NUDE, BUT THAT IS QUITE MISLEADING.  SEE EXPLANATION HERE.

Doc’s last visit to “THE LIBRARY” DECEMBER 17, 2022

Like the Cars out front Cheetahs is an old classic way past its prime.

DOC’S DIAGNOSIS:

(*Explanation of Doc’s Diagnosis terms here)

Cheetahs Las Vegas is the kind of place your pastor or priest goes because it is so dark inside no one can tell he is there. The club is so dark you literally cannot see what the dancer looks like or if the dancer is even a woman or not. A blind man once told me that nipples are coded in braille; maybe Cheetahs Las Vegas is the strip club for blind men.

On my last visit, I saw a dancer on stage and I‘m not sure if she had huge breasts or if there were two bald guys standing beside the stage.  It is that dark.  Business is very slow–read empty.  That means there are very few dancers and not the best looking ones in town.

• Full Salute Factor:  50%
• Dancer Score:  6-10 (Mostly 7’s  Might rate them worse if I could actually see them)
• Lap Dance Rating:  9/10 (High Contact)
• Pressure Factor: 6
• Minimum Age: 21
• Full Bar:  No
• Food:  Not really.  See below
• Cover Charge:
  • $50 if you take a taxi, $20 if you drive yourself–no drinks included
  • Dr. Strip Club will not do you the disservice of taking you to the Library
• Lap Dance Cost:  $30 Main Floor — VIP Room 3 Songs $150  — Half-Hour $400  — Hour $600 — Full Private Room 1-on-1  Hour $1,000
• Dress Code:  Casual

CHEETAHS IS GONE FOREVER; LIBRARY IS A GOOD FRANCHISE, BUT THE LIBRARY LAS VEGAS IS JUST NOT A GOOD STRIP CLUB

Cheetahs has a good reputation in other towns.  And Cheetahs Las Vegas once was the go-to place.  Not anymore.  I hate to keep harping on the darkness, but I really did sit down on another guy before I realized he was there. Fortunately, he didn’t grab my parts or try to tip me.  It is so dark you can’t really see the dancers and my “Dancer Score” above is based on the feel I got from the 4 who sat in my lap and the one from whom I bought a dance.  The club didn’t have many customers or dancers, at least that I could see.

HALF PRICED LAP DANCES

Not exactly.  The club advertises Half Priced Lap Dances, but they actually offer 2 songs for $30.  Not the same.

FRIENDLY WITH HIGH CONTACT LAP DANCES

The club staff including the parking attendant, the doorman, the manager walking around, the dancers and the bartender were all very friendly.  The dancers were low pressure and friendly as well.  The lap dance I got was super high contact and the dancer had a tight body.  I rated her “looks” on feel, because I couldn’t really see much of her. But then when her legs are on your shoulders, do looks really matter?

FOOD

Cheetahs advertises a free buffet from 1-4 PM.  That is a joke.  What happens is sometime between 1 & 4 PM a guy shows up with stale pizza or raunchy wings.  If you are a starving homeless person who couldn’t find any food in a trash can, Cheetahs is a good place to eat.

OPEN 24 HOURS

Cheetahs is open 24 hours, but so are Sapphire and Spearmint Rhino Hustler , and Crazy Horse 3. If you just have to go to the strip club at 11 AM, call me and I’ll help you get to one of these where you can enjoy a wide variety of beautiful dancers and a really good reasonably priced meal.  If you just have to have a stripper in the middle of the day, call me and we’ll send a private stripper to your room

FOR A MUCH BETTER STRIP CLUB THAN YOU’LL FIND AT CHEETAHS LAS VEGAS

 I update this review often and if things improve I will let you know so check back.