It is impossible to declare any specific strip club the best strip club in Las Vegas.  There are so many variables. And different people want different things in a strip club. That’s why we visit every major strip club every week and update our review.

You can find our weekly ranking of the best strip club in Vegas for different factors HERE

You can find our reviews of Vegas Strip Clubs HERE.  These are updated every week.

THE VEGAS STRIP CLUB SCENE CHANGES REGULARLY

Things change OFTEN. On the surface, the changes look small and subtle, but for the customer, THINGS CHANGE OFTEN.  Dancers work at multiple clubs and change clubs all the time.  I have a customer from Europe who wants me to find a dancer for him and give her his email address.  Turns out she lives in LA and comes to Vegas to dance about 1 weekend a month and she dances at a different club every time.  She is an awesome person and dancer, but if you think she is the best, no one can tell you how to find her or which club she dances in while you are here…well, except me because I got her email for my customer and she now emails and calls or texts me to let me know when and where she is dancing in Vegas.

The club that had the best lap dances last week may offer terrible lap dances this week because the better dancers moved to another club or a club manager decides he wants less touching. (I actually know of multiple situations where a club manager got angry that a dancer wouldn’t date him so he made her miserable and she switched clubs.  Club hosts and managers change clubs often as well.  So you might have had a great experience at one club a year ago and an awful experience there this time.  Again, that is why I update my reviews regularly.

NEW CLUBS OPEN AND OTHERS CLOSE

In the past 12 months 3 new strip clubs have opened or re-opened and 2 have closed in Las Vegas.  When a new club opens, dancers from other clubs move to the new club looking for a chance to make more money.  When a club closes, those dancers have to find a new place.  All this movement affects the overall quality of the club, the lap dance value and more.  Examples:  The Legends Room opened and was a pretty good club.  Then it closed without notice.  We pulled up with a limo full of customers one Friday night and the doors were chained shut.  People who thought that was the best club had to find a new one.  Seamless re-opened for about the 10th time over the years…but they are only open on Thursday-Saturday nights and they are doing some type of odd membership thing and they have done very little promotion.  I’ve tried to check it out, but just can’t seem to find many customers or dancers there so it’s hard to get a good feel. Scores Las Vegas re-opened and has pulled some amazing dancers away from other clubs.  I waited 4 months to make sure the quality was consistent before posting my review of Scores Las Vegas.

YOU CAN’T TRUST YELP AND OTHER REVIEW SITES TO NAME THE BEST STRIP CLUB IN LAS VEGAS

Street promoters often write fake reviews of strip clubs and services like ours.  The promoters hate clubs and limo services that don’t pay them a kickback for sending people so they write bad reviews.  Plus, the person who had a bad experience and wrote a bad review may have behaved in a way that caused the problem. Maybe a street promoter lied to them and gave them unrealistic expectations that tainted their review and it isn’t even the club’s fault.

Plus, the review might be a few months old and things at that club have changed radically.  One truly awful strip club in town gives people free stuff to write positive Yelp reviews.

Another Club gives customers free drinks to go and vote for them in “The Best of Las Vegas Awards”. They actually have hot women walking around the club with a tablet and give you free drinks on the spot to vote for them…hardly an objective review.  Then that club puts up billboards all over town claiming they were voted best.  No–they bought votes with tits and free drinks and social pressure—how can you say no to a hot women giving you a free drink while rubbing her breasts against you?

OTHER FACTORS MAKE IT HARD TO NAME THE BEST LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB

Some people prefer the stage show to lap dances. Different clubs specialize in the stage show and lap dances so one person may love a specific club while others may hate it.  Others are there for the people watching and drinks.  Some guys rate strip clubs based on watching sporting events at the club. Some only care about the VIP rooms.  Many rate a strip club based on the collective hotness and quantity of dancers.  Others think the best strip club is the one that has the most dancers of a certain body type or ethnicity.  It’s just not possible to say which club is the best.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH CLUB TO VISIT?

This one is easy.  Read our regularly updated reviews or weekly rankings.  Call us, tell us what is important to you and get our opinion. Trust us to give you the inside info because we do all the “work” of visiting the clubs regularly.  Your buddy who loved a certain club 2 months ago doesn’t know how much things have changed since then.  The street promoter has likely never been in the strip club and is simply pushing the one that pays him or her the most money. (You’d be amazed at how many of those folks regularly put people in unsafe cars to send them to ratty awful clubs because that club gives the promoter $5 more per person.)

SO CALL US OR EMAIL US AND HAVE THE BEST VEGAS STRIP CLUB EXPERIENCE