Leave it to Doctor Strip Club to come up with an amazing March Madness Free Lap Dance Deal–maybe we should call this a March sadness deal. Then again, this deal will erase the sadness; it may be just what you need to make the bracket busted blues go away.
Your team out of the big dance. Come get a free dance with me!
HERE’S THE DEAL
CALL US AT 702-305-4051 AND SIMPLY SAY “I’VE GOT THE BUSTED BRACKET BLUES AND I WANT TO GO TO THE STRIP CLUB.”
We will provide free round trip to and from the strip club, free entry,…
…AND YOUR FIRST LAP DANCE IS ON US.
Your Bracket’s Busted and My Bra’s Busted…Let’s cheer each other up!
Upon entry the club will give you a voucher good for One Free Lap Dance. You pick the dancer you want and enjoy her DD basketballs and beautiful moves. Maybe you like dancers with a nice “backcourt”. Or maybe you want a girl with a specific type of “front court”. Maybe you’re seeking the Cinderella type dancer or a full on DDD BRAcket BUSTER. You choose the dancer and we pay for your first lap dance. Simple as that.
Your only cost is a two drink minimum which totals $40-$45 depending on the club. And we immediately give you back $20 of that in a free lap dance.
So, if your bracket is busted or your team is eliminated from the NCAA Tourney, call 702-305-4051 and let us turn your March Sadness, back into March Gladness and March Mayhem.
This offer is only valid March 16-April 2, 2018. Not Valid at Hustler Club, because they refuse to allow us to buy you a lap dance for some silly reason we can’t get them to explain.
Basketball didn’t work out? Come play boobball with us.