Fight weekend in Vegas always brings out the idiots. Of course Canelo was so dominating it wasn’t much of a fight. But the idiots were out in full force.  Doctor Strip Club’s idiots of the week May 8, 2017 goes to several prank callers we had during the fight.

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Prank calls come with the territory when you run a business in the strip club industry.  We get plenty of prank calls. Unfortunately, the idiots this week are more sad than funny. Here’s a sample of the idiots that called on fight night.

1. THE FOOD FIGHT FREAK

This idiot caller sounded like a minor child. Here’s how the conversation went when my dispatcher decided to entertain the fool for a few minutes.  He calls and asks multiple questions about Vegas strippers and strip clubs.  He asked about tipping dancers, the cost of lap dances and more. Then this idiot says, “Umm…I know this may sound odd, but this is how I roll.  Can you throw food at the strippers.”  My staff ended the call at that point.

Vegas Strip clubs do have some truly good food. You’ll want to eat it not throw it. And in Canada, they do throw “Loonies”, coins at strippers.  But this is Vegas. What is wrong with parents these days? Raising kids who throw food at strippers instead of putting dollars in G-Strings?

2. BOB MARLEY REINCARNATED

This idiot calls and wants to know if a stripper can come to his hotel.  Problem is he gave his name as Bob Marley. Then he asked if Doctor Strip Club himself would actually come and strip for him.  I don’t recall Bob Marley being gay…who knew?

3. THE GPS A TAXI CREW

Shortly after the fight we get a call from 3 guys at Crazy Horse 3 Gentlemen’s club.  They want to go to Hustler in a taxi.  Bad idea.  They called us to ask for the address so they could GPS the Hustler club for the taxi driver  We explained that a taxi would know the address for the Hustler club and that the club would charge them a cover charge if they took a taxi and why that was a bad idea.  They decided to have us take them to the Hustler instead. Then when our driver showed up, they changed their mind and didn’t want to go to the strip club at all.  They ended up walking back to the strip from Crazy Horse 3.  No idea how these idiots got to CH3 initially.

4. THE GIRL CONNECTION IDIOT

A guy called on Sunday May 7 wanting to go to Floyd Mayweather’s “Girl Connection.”  Actually the name of the club is Girl Collection and it isn’t open yet.  Not sure if it will ever open officially. There was a soft opening on May 5, but that was a flop–I was there.  There is a second soft opening called the “official soft opening” on May 11.

Mayweather bought the former Sheri’s Cabaret almost a year ago. He’s obtained licenses and done some work on the property.  The club’s twitter account says they are hiring dancers. Again, there was a soft opening on Cinco De Mayo weekend.  My review can be found here.

Anyway, this idiot who didn’t even know the name of the club continued to insist that it was in fact open and wanted us to take him there.  Then he explained that he was at that moment driving past the club and that it wasn’t open so he wanted to know the new address to which they had moved.  Not sure how this guy’s night ended–maybe he got a DUI.  One thing is for certain: He didn’t find an open strip club in Vegas owned by Floyd Mayweather.

Maybe next week’s idiots of the week will be more entertaining. And of course I’ll update the review on Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection when they officially open.