Now that the Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey Circus has had it’s final performance there are a some unemployed clowns who decided to become our idiots of the week of May 22, 2017. A few of them called Doctor Strip Club and one was trying to pick up women at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Las Vegas. Here’s how they became…
DOCTOR STRIP CLUB’S IDIOTS OF THE WEEK MAY 22, 2017
1. BUBBLES 678-414-4381
Bubbles, I’m sure that isn’t her real name, called Doctor Strip Club’s office on Friday evening and asked several questions about strip clubs and male strippers. Then she proceeded to tell me her name was “Bubbles” and the real reason she called was because she wanted to blow me. Well “Bubbles” Honey…get in line…it’s a long line and most women never make it to the front. If some of you readers want to take Bubbles up on her offer, her number is above.
2. AHAB THE ARAB 318-794-0634
This idiot calls and wants to know if we have Arab strippers. But he pronounced it A Rab–with a long “A”. He spoke like a hip hop singer with an “ethnic” accent. You’d think people of color would be sensitive to prejudice, but obviously this idiot is not. If these idiots weren’t so funny, I’d declare a Jihad on them.
3. DINO “D J” IATAROLA
I invented the “snuggie”. I’m a multi millionaire. Actually I’m an unemployed scammer living off my dead parents.
This guy is a local Las Vegas scam artist. We observed him in Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club Las Vegas on Sunday night wearing his typical fake gold jewelry. He was telling various strippers that he is a multi millionaire–he isn’t. He claims he invented the Snuggie–he didn’t. He was telling them he’s a pilot–The FAA has no record of him ever holding a pilot’s license. He was bragging about his limo service–he doesn’t own one, and his private jet–he doesn’t have one. He was claiming that he is good friends with all the people on Shark Tank--he isn’t, and hangs out regularly with Kevin O’Leary from Shark Tank–he doesn’t. Over the years, we’ve observed him numerous times at social events and strip clubs around Vegas trying to pick up women with these lies.
The real story is, he’s never really had a solid job although he once worked for a tire and lube business. He did own a small business in Las Vegas which he sold. According to state records his father bought the business for him and he ran it for about a year and then sold it. He claims he got over $1 million when he sold the business, but the public records show he received less than 20% of that amount. His father owned a car dealership back on the East Coast before retiring and moving here. DJ lived with his parents until they both passed away. His home and his car were inherited from them.
He has no job and is living off his inheritance which isn’t a huge amount. He once tried to borrow $200 from one of my limo drivers so he could get a hooker. He goes by Dino Holmes on Facebook, where he claims to be 10 years younger than he actually is. He stopped going to one of the strip clubs in town when a bartender confronted him after she googled the inventor of the snuggie, discovered Gary Clegg who did invent the snuggie looks nothing like DJ Iatarola.
Attention Dancers and Cocktail Waitresses…Avoid this guy.
We named him idiot of the week this week because he is still out there telling the same lies trying to get in women’s pants. The idiot part is because the lies are such whoppers that anyone with common sense can recognize him for what he is. Sadly, a few ladies apparently fall for his nonsense.
Stay tuned for next week’s idiots and if you’d like to visit Vegas’ best strip clubs…
