March Madness always brings a crowd to Vegas and in any crowd there’s always an idiot or two. Blend the NCAA basketball tournament that with heaving drinking to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day and you have a recipe for drunken idiots. Since the Dr. Strip Club staff was so busy visiting, reviewing and getting people into Vegas’ best strip clubs we didn’t have time to go out and physically film or observe any idiots this week. But, we did get the following reports from Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department and they all qualify as Doctor Strip Club’s Idiots of the Week.
Doctor Strip Club’s Idiots of the Week March 20, 2017
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CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS
On Thursday March 16 an intoxicated male decided it was a good idea to take off his pants and walk down the middle of Las Vegas Boulevard in his underwear–actually not uncommon in this town. But then he whips out his member and starts waving it at people. Rather than allowing traffic to run over him and thus prevent his offending member from breeding, LVMPD arrested this idiot. Maybe after he gets out of jail, he will meet a lovely female idiot and produce future generations of people for us to make fun of.
2. THE BELLAGIO FOUNTAIN SKINNY DIPPER
A lady at the Bellagio Fountains decided to take her shirt off and go topless–again not uncommon. The story is she proceeded to fall of the railing and into the fountains which resulted in Bellagio security collecting her and holding her until the police arrived and carted her off to jail. Swimming in Lake Bellagio gets you a free night in jail. Swimming naked in Lake Bellagio gets you a free mention in Doctor Strip Club’s Idiots of the Week.
3. LEAVING IT ALL ON THE COURT…UM STREET
A drunk guy walking down the stairs in front of Planet Hollywood trips over his own feet and face plants on the stairs. Apparently he was inspired by his favorite basketball team’s efforts to “leave it all on the court”. He refused medical attention and staggered away leaving blood and teeth behind on the stairs.
4. THE TRUCK JUMPER/HUMPER
This one actually happened a few years ago, but this week’s idiots reminded me of him. A drunk guy took off his clothes ran into traffic on Las Vegas Boulevard, jumped onto the “Girls Direct to You” Truck and started humping the sign. He should have spotted this truck before he got drunk and called Dr. Strip Club.
A Vegas street promoter saw this truck and called us to ask what our business does? Really?
5. Brandon Brenner
Brandon is a street promoter who runs a small promotion company here in Las Vegas, VCP promotions, and he knows full well what Doctor Strip Club’s business does. Yet, when he saw our mobile billboard pictured above he called on Saturday night to ask who we were and wanted my staff to tell him about our business–what we do, how we operate, etc. This makes about as much sense as Dunkin’ Donuts calling Starbucks to ask “Can you tell me about your business and what you do?” Of course my staff politely told him they were too busy taking care of customers to entertain him.