Here are this week’s losers…
DOCTOR STRIP CLUB’S IDIOTS OF THE WEEK FOR MARCH 13, 2017
- Scott H. 702-604-12xx I’ve never met Scott or spoken to him as far as I am aware. Here’s how he made it to the top of our weekly idiot list. On Saturday night we received a call from a group of gentlemen from Miami, Florida. They had made a reservation with Scott based on an offer he advertised on Craigslist. Scott’s Limo driver didn’t show up or contact them, so they found me on google and called. I told them the deal, they had been promised by Scott didn’t exist as far as I knew. I then rode with them in our car to Sapphire Gentlemen’s club where the club’s door staff and management both confirmed the deal these men had been promised didn’t exist. Maybe that’s why Scott’s driver never made contact. Scott’s ad references “Sapphires” instead of the correct name of the club, Sapphire. As a goodwill gesture, I paid for each of them a lap dance out of my own pocket to make up for someone else misrepresenting to them and thought that was it. Anyway, it turns out these gentlemen are fraud investigators for the Treasury Department. Later in the evening, they let Scott know they were unhappy with him. That is where things get weird. Scott emailed them and specifically referenced me and made some threats. They contacted me to make me aware that a man I’ve never met or spoken to has threatened my life. They told me his name is Scott H. even though he sometimes goes by the name of Joe or Jewels. Now he is under investigation. No idea, how or why he has an issue with me. Like I said, we’ve never met or spoken as far as I know. Although, I suppose if he sees this post he now has a reason.
- The Human Vampire. While visiting one our clubs this week, I observed a dancer slip and fall. She bit her tongue in the process and was bleeding a little. A guy sitting at the stage dipped his finger in her blood and tasted it. What in the world is wrong with people…please don’t answer…its a rhetorical question. Some people are just idiots.
- Prank calls or Perverts; who can tell the difference? Got a call on Thursday from a woman who wanted a male dancer to her hotel room at 4:00 AM. Normal, until she said I sounded sexy and invited me to her hotel room…as I hung up and blocked her she was going about what she wanted me to do to her. Then Sunday night, we got a call from a local Las Vegas woman who wanted to know if we had an Asian male stripper who would come to her home and “service” her dog. Less than 5 minutes later we get a call from India from a man who wants us to help him secretly film a porn movie inside a Las Vegas Strip club without the knowledge of the club or the dancers involved. UMM…NO.
Stay tuned for more idiot alerts next week along with a few video clips of some of these folks in action.