And the winner of Doctor Strip Club’s Idiot of the week for April 10, 2017 is...
THE CREEPY SWINGER COUPLE
I’m a big fan of couple’s going to the strip club together. It has been proven to strengthen marriages and relationships. It gives them a chance to have fun and explore sensuality and eroticism together. Humans are sexual creatures and so it is actually quite natural. In fact, we’ll have a post on the fact that strip clubs actually help marriages later this week. But this couple was over the line. And that’s why they’ve been chosen Doctor Strip Club’s Idiots of the week.
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A FUN NIGHT AT THE STRIP CLUB…THEN IT GOT WEIRD
Saturday, April 8 I was at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club with two very attractive ladies from New York. We were enjoying the people watching and getting lap dances and having drinks. My 2 female friends even did a VIP room together. Overall it was a very hot sensual erotic night doing what you are supposed to do in the strip club–have fun and spend a little money. But about 5:00 AM things got weird…
THE WRONG WAY TO APPROACH A LADY
The ladies and I are discussing whether to go to Peppermill for breakfast or to go crash at their hotel when all of a sudden this huge older guy–6’8″ 300 lbs and in his 60’s–walks up. He grabbed the chair on of my lady friends was sitting in rolled her back spun the chair around and sits down face to face with her. He had is hand on her leg before I could get up. About that time the bouncer who was quickly approaching signaled me that he had it covered, so I sat down. The bouncer didn’t intervene, but instead just watched to make sure things didn’t get out of hand. The old creepy dude took his hand off my lady friend’s leg but proceeds to tell her how he and his wife have watched us all night and they want to have a threesome with her. She says “no thanks” and moves her chair back like it was. He proceeds to ask the other lady I’m with and she also says “no.”
SURPRISE ATTACK FROM BEHIND
About this time, I notice the bouncer laughing. And suddenly, old dude’s wife is behind me, tits sagging around my ears and hands going for my crotch. She proceeds to ask if she could enjoy me while her husband enjoyed my two ladies. I said, “No Thanks.” This couple proceeded to ask if all three of us would come back to their hotel for sex–the lady said she’d never had a 5 some before and it would be fun. Again, we said, “NO!”
THEY JUST WOULDN’T GIVE UP
They seemed oblivious to the fact all three of us were not interested and that we were laughing about the whole thing. They just kept asking…actually they went from asking to begging. When they wouldn’t take “No” for an answer I signaled the bouncer who told them, they could go away from us or be removed from the club. That ended it…or so I thought. As we were leaving the club, this creepy swinging couple came up behind us to ask again before we could get in the Limo. This is why strip club’s have huge bouncers and frisk you and scan you for weapons–never know what a creeper will do. As we rolled away, three large men in suits were dealing with the creepy couple turned stalkers.
HAVE FUN, BUT DON’T BE AN IDIOT
Listen folks. The strip club is an awesome place to have fun for singles, groups, couples, anyone. If you’re looking to hook up, the strip club can be a good place to meet other singles although you are not likely to hook up with a stripper. But “NO” is a good answer. Move on. And don’t be creepy or aggressive about it. That might land you in a place worse than Doctor Strip Club’s Idiots of the week column.
More idiot alerts next Monday. In the meantime…