Over the last 30 years, I’ve seen lots of lap dances.  Some are better than others.  The bad ones are usually the fault of the customer.  Here are my tips for how to get the best lap dance.
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HOW TO GET THE BEST LAP DANCE IN VEGAS STRIP CLUBS

1. DON’T WORRY ABOUT HOW TO SIT DURING A LAP DANCE

People ask how to sit for a lap dance.  Just sit down and let the stripper tell you how to sit, how far to lean back, whether to slide lower in the seat, how far to open your legs and all that.  The dancer will give the best lap dance when she feels comfortable. She’s done thousands of these.  She knows what is sexiest.  She knows what you want. She wants you to enjoy yourself so you pay for more. Allowing her to tell you how to sit insures that you get her best sexiest performance.

2. WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS FOR THE BEST LAP DANCE EXPERIENCE

In many clubs around the country no touching is allowed; men are required to sit on their hands.  Not in Vegas. YOU CAN AND SHOULD TOUCH DURING LAP DANCE IN VEGAS.  Here’s a great post on how much touching is allowed.  Here’s how to touch during a lap dance.

Go Slow: You aren’t some horny teenager parking in your parent’s car. Remember the old song by the Pointer Sisters about wanting a man with slow hands and an easy touch?  That’s what you should do when getting a lap dance.  Put your hands on her waist.  Slowly touch the small of her back.  Gently trace her spine.  Slide your fingers towards her butt.  Move a hand to her ribs, then her tummy. Gently cup her breast.  Don’t pinch her nipples unless she asks you to do so.  Don’t put her breasts in your mouth unless she rubs her nipples on your lips. Even then, go slowly and be gentle.  Pay attention to her response.  She will resist or encourage you to move forward. By the way, everything I say here about going slowly with the touching during a lap dance also applies to your interactions with non-strippers as well.

Going slowly accomplishes a multitude of important things.  It communicates you are a confident self-controlled man.  It communicates that you know how to touch a woman.  This helps her trust you, and with all women, including strippers, trust increases sexual responsiveness.  Going slowly both gives her time to stop you and makes it less likely she will do so.

I’m friends with many Vegas strippers and have dated some dancers over the years.  They are women, they get aroused.  Some enjoy lap dances much more than others.  Some are just into the performance and put on a great act. On rare occasion, though, they are into you and do get turned on.  I’ve had dancers kiss and make out with me–very rare but it does happen.  I even had a dancer once get frustrated that I was going to slowly and demand, “Suck my tits.”

3. WHAT NOT TO DO WITH YOUR HANDS DURING A LAP DANCE

Never try to touch her genitals.  Don’t try to slide a finger inside her G-String.  Vegas Laws allow you to get to second base.  Enjoy second base, but don’t be an idiot and get thrown out of the club for trying to steal third.  You don’t want the dancer to stop in the middle of the dance and stomp off telling every dancer in the club that you are creepy.  You want her to enjoy grinding on you and dancing for you.  You want her to enjoy your touch and reward you by giving you a sexier dance and allowing you to touch even more.

I’m embarrassed to have to include this next sentence but people google search for this and have even asked us about it on the phone, so here goes. NO, you are not going to put money inside a stripper’s vagina so don’t ask.

4. WHAT TO WEAR FOR A LAP DANCE

Believe it or not, there are pervert forums on the internet which talk about the best type of pants to wear for a lap dance.  They focus on how you can get the most contact of your penis to the stripper without removing your clothes. The consensus is men should wear sweat pants, track suits or gym shorts of some type.  Several years ago every dancer I knew in Vegas thought this was creepy and almost all of them refused to approach customers danced this way.  No woman wants to be close to a man who goes to the strip club hoping to shoot a load in his pants. DISGUSTING.

VEGAS CLUBS DO NOT ALLOW SWEAT PANTS OR ATHLETIC SHORTS OF ANY KIND

The dress code for Vegas strip clubs is casual, but they don’t allow gym shorts or sweat pants.  Wear Jeans or slacks. Dress like a man who knows how to handle himself in public.

5. EMPTY YOUR FRONT POCKETS

If you want the best most high contact lap dance, take your car keys, your cell phone. etc out of your front pockets. The dancer doesn’t want to grind on anything sharp or painful. And since you want her to grind on you, you don’t want those things in your pocket.

6. CHOOSE THE RIGHT DANCER

You’ll get the best lap dance if you not only like the look of the dancer, but also like her attitude and personality.  So, take the time to look around the club. Find a dancer or two you like and then watch them on stage.  Watch them give a lap dance for another customer. You want a girl who puts her legs around your shoulders and her crotch in your face during a lap dance?  Then look for a dancer who is doing that. Talk to her. Listen to her.  Connect a little.  After all, lap dancing is a social interaction as well as a physical one.  Choose well and you will have a great experience.

7. A FEW OTHER TIPS TO GET THE BEST LAP DANCE

Shower before going to the strip club and have fresh breath.  Be polite and flirty at the same time.  Focus on having fun and seeing what happens not on picking up the stripper or meeting your next girlfriend.  Show some conversation and social skills. Don’t be vulgar.  Even when rejecting a dancer you don’t like, tell her what you are looking for.  She will send the type you seek and you want her to tell that dancer you were courteous even though you weren’t interested in her.

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