As a highly trained, experienced surgeon I’m well qualified to offer suggestions for safe Covid 19 Lap Dances.  I believe the policies and protocols outlined below would allow strip clubs all over the USA and specifically, in Las Vegas, Nevada to open immediately and provide total safety for dancers, club employees, and customers. Here’s what I recommend for safe cove 19 lap dances and immediate opening of Vegas Strip Clubs.

Full Contact Safe Covid 19 Lap Dances

• Dancers/entertainers/strippers are required to wrap their fully nude bodies in clear plastic stretch wrap from neck to feet.
• Each arm and leg should be wrapped separately and individually to allow maximum flexibility and movement.
• The wrap is then sprayed or wiped down with antibacterial and disinfecting products.
• Masks and gloves are required for both dancers and customers.
• The dancer may then perform a normal lap dance for customers with any amount of contact she chooses per existing Nevada Law and previous court rulings.
• Dancer must remove wrap and gloves and replace between each new customer.
• The cost of lap dances would be raised from the current average of $20, to $25 to cover the costs of wrap materials and time.
• Customer can also be fully nude and wrapped in VIP Rooms or other Private Room dances.  In this instance, I strongly encourage the addition of lubricants to prevent wrap sticking and peeling.  
• I also recommend customer penis to be wrapped with the body to prevent any illegal insertions and the potential spread of other diseases and infections.

For these cove 19 lap dances, I suspect the higher end clubs will use “Saran” wrap or another name brand, while the lower end clubs will use the generic type of clear plastic wrap.  Either will be safe, but remember, quality is important and in the long run, the good stuff costs less.

SADLY I DON’T HAVE ANY PICTURES OF STRIPPERS IN SHRINK WRAP.  IF YOU’D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER TO POSE FOR THAT PHOTO SHOOT, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTOS AND CONTACT INFO TO DOC@DRSTRIPCLUB.COM

HERE’S A PICTURE OF NUDE PORN STAR IN A SEE THROUGH LATEX DRESS SO YOU GET AN IDEA OF HOW PLEASANT A COVID 19 LAP DANCE MIGHT BE.

OTHER SAFETY MEASURES FOR VEGAS STRIP CLUBS TO REOPEN IMMEDIATELY

Clubs would, of course be limited to 30% of their normal seating capacity initially and this could be expanded as conditions related to Covid 19 spread improve.  With the exception of the wrapped Covid 19 lap dances described above 6 feet of social distancing should be practiced at all times. This will require cocktail servers to leave customer drinks at an empty table and then back away so that the customer can pay and then tip and return to their seat at which point the cocktail server can pick up the payment and tip.

In addition to social distancing and limited capacity, clubs are required to maintain strict sanitizing, cleaning, and employee testing procedures and all employees must wear masks and gloves at all times. Customers should be offered hand sanitizer as well.  These procedures should be written and posted in conspicuous places throughout the club.  Bathroom attendants inside strip club bathrooms must maintain proper distance while offering to pump soap into customer hands, deliver hand towels, mints, cologne and etc.

LIMO SERVICE RULES

To safely get customers to and from Vegas strip clubs during the Covid 19 outbreak, Limo service is limited to 2 passengers per car and not more than 6 passengers per party bus.  All limos and party busses must be completely cleaned with antibacterial wipes and sprayed with Lysol or other approved disinfectant between each customer ride. No street promoters will be allowed until this disease is completely eradicated from the face of the earth unless they are fully licensed and tested daily to make certain they do not have the disease.

These procedures may seem a bit cumbersome but they are the best practices known at this time to allow strip clubs in Vegas to open and offer safe cove 19 lap dances.  The benefits of mental sanity to customers, economic benefit to dancers, employees and other businesses and overall improvement in quality of life in this town make these sacrifices worth the extra effort.