THE VEGAS FULL NUDE STRIP CLUB MYTH

As a Vegas resident for over 30 years and an expert on strip clubs, I believe the Vegas full nude strip club is mostly a myth.  Yes, there are currently 5 strip clubs open in Vegas that have fully nude stage dances.  I’ll list them and give a brief review of each below.  But first, let’s discuss why I think the full nude strip club in Vegas is a myth..

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 1. THE LAP DANCES ARE TOPLESS ONLY…

…Here’s how the full nude clubs work.  The dancer takes the stage for 3 songs.  On the first song she is clothed, on the second song the top comes off and on the 3rd song she is fully nude.  But, then you want a lap dance.  THE LAP DANCES ARE TOPLESS ONLY.  And the contact level is much lower than at topless clubs. Odd, but you are more likely to get an “Air Dance” at the “full nude” club. Yes, they get fully nude in the private VIP rooms, but that happens at the topless clubs if you want it to happen.  And to make matters worse…

2.  THE LAP DANCES COST MORE…

…Even though the lap dances at “full nude” strip clubs are only topless, they charge $30 for a lap dance.  So, why pay $30 for a topless lap dance at a club that claims to be full nude, when you can get a better dance for $20 at a topless club. Again, the lap dances in the fully nude clubs are much less contact

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3. THEY DON’T SERVE ALCOHOL…

…Most people want to enjoy a cocktail or beer while at the strip club.  That won’t happen at a “full nude” strip club.  Vegas has a law that says you cannot serve alcohol in a club with full nudity.  There is one club, Palomino, which had a liquor license and a fully nude strip club license before the current law was passed and they were granted an exception and allowed to serve alcohol.  The problem with Palomino is that they are not in Las Vegas. They are in North Las Vegas in a sketchy seedy neighborhood.  Additionally, a Stanford Medical School Cardiologist bought the club in December 2016 as a “real estate” investment.  He is not hands on and the club has gone down hill significantly in recent months.

4. MOST DON’T HAVE ENOUGH DANCERS…

…The fully nude strip clubs have very few dancers.  Palomino has enough dancers and Little Darlings has enough dancers.  The rest of the clubs have very few dancers.  These clubs just don’t get enough customers to attract and keep dancers.  Strippers go where they can make the most money, which means they dance at Vegas Best Strip Clubs and that is where you should go.

5. THE DANCERS ARE GENERALLY LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN THE TOPLESS CLUBS…

…With very few exceptions, the dancers in the fully nude clubs got rejected when they auditioned at the better topless clubs. They weren’t good-looking enough to get hired anywhere else. Think about it this way:   A top quality dancer can keep her thong on while on stage–she doesn’t need to take it all off on stage because she looks so good, you will want lap dances and VIP dances.  On the other hand, a less attractive dancer has to take everything off on stage just to sell “topless only” lap dances.

The better looking dancers go where they can make the most money and since these clubs are smaller, dirtier, and have fewer customers, the best looking dancers go elsewhere.  One exception is that dancers who are under 21 do work in the “full nude” clubs.  So, if women under 21 is your thing–seems creepy to a man my age–or if you are under 21 yourself and just have to go to a strip club then Call Doctor Strip Club and we’ll get you a free round trip to Little Darlings.

LIST OF “FULLY NUDE” STRIP CLUBS IN LAS VEGAS

  • PALOMINO

    • The only one that serves alcohol.  In North Las Vegas more than 20 minutes away from the strip.  Transportation to and from the club is poorly managed and the operation is in steep decline for the last 3 months.

  • LITTLE DARLINGS

    • No alcohol, but the most and best looking dancers of the fully nude clubs in Las Vegas. Very close to the strip.  If you take a taxi, you pay $50 to get in.  If you call the club directly, you pay $30 to get in and you only get a one way ride in a renovated mini school bus.  If you Call Doctor Strip Club you pay $35 to get in and get a free guaranteed round trip ride in a luxury SUV or Mercedes Sprinter Party Bus. The girls here really hustle you hard.  They are notorious for telling you a lap dance costs $20 and then saying it costs more to touch and the next thing you know you paid $100 and could have gotten a better lap dance somewhere else for only $20.

  • CAN CAN ROOM

    • Tourist trap that pretends to be a strip club.  The only reason this place stays open is that they are extremely good at hustling tourists out of money and Vegas gets a fresh crop of tourists every day.  Avoid this place at all costs and help spread the word this is the worst tourist trap in Las Vegas

  • DIAMOND CABARET

    • Small place with not enough dancers.  That said, they are honest and upfront about prices and the dancers are actually pretty good-looking.  The stage show isn’t much but the private shows are very good.  If you want to visit Diamond Cabaret Call Doctor Strip Club

  • TALK OF THE TOWN

    • It’s on Las Vegas Boulevard, but off the strip in a seedy area.  More of a locals place, very laid back.  If you can imagine a hippie coffee-house in 1967, then you have a picture in your mind of Talk Of The Town.  The dancers are cute, but when you get up close the flaws show–missing teeth, bad acne…etc.  I guess it isn’t an awful place, but it sure isn’t good.

  • PUSSYCAT’S–PERMANENTLY CLOSED NOVEMBER 2016

  • LACY’S–CLOSED JANUARY 2017

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